Friday, May 30, 2008

Look at my hair blowing in the fake wind.

Those were the day's my friend. I thought they'd never end. Never thought about stretchmarks, wrinkles, cellulite, sun damage, grey hairs, dry skin, readers,sagging body parts, memory loss, hearing loss, having to circle the age group on documents closest to the bottom. Well you get the picture. It all happens in a flash. There is a flip side though, you aren't expected to do as much. You can claim you didn't hear them, you can't remember if that was you who spent all that money on the credit card. You couldn't see the amount when you signed for the stuff, because you didn't have your glasses with you that day , clearly it had your signature on it. The wrinkles become laugh lines, the stretchmarks can be tattooed, the sun damage can be lasered, the grey can be covered, and you can now also know that you came through it all so far so good.

3 comments:

Kenyetta said...

I remember when I got my first tattoo, I had wanted a dragon on my then flat abdomen. Something may me decide on a rose on my shoulder. That dragon now would look like a dinosaur!

adhdknitting said...

You crack me up so much. I think you are one of the funniest people I know. I do wonder about all those people that get tattoo's all over their bodies though. When they are old it's all going to look like one big ink spot.

Kenyetta said...

The ones I see at work, just look faded and blue and old. Some you can't even tell what it is anymore.